psychoticpingouins:

48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.

pleasant-misery:

I legit don’t want to leave the house I’m that embarrassed about how disgusting fat & gross I look.
What the fucking fuck has happened to me. Yuck.